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Friday, February 25, 2011


Ever wonder what editors think of eyes stuck to the wall, tongues waggling words of discontent?
All kinds of body parts float around the pages
of too many otherwise good books.

Are you guilty?

Hope you enjoy this next installment of the Big, Bad Editor's List of Pet Peeves. With permission of White Rose Publishing.

The Big, Bad Editor's List Of Pet Peeves - Act III
In the ongoing saga of the Big, Bad Editor's Pet Peeves, we come to a host of small problems which can kill a perfectly good manuscript. Scene breaks, brand name dropping, body parts, swearing, one word emotion, and it.


Let me issue a caveat. Some editors are fine with scene breaks. I'm not one of them. I feel that if you need a scene break, you need to clarify your character's position better. A transitional scene from one to the next makes sense. My fellow editors will respectfully disagree with me and we'll probably have emails flying on our Staff loop. (Don't worry, its good for them to question their beliefs, keeps us all fresh).

So, what is a scene break? It is where you write one scene and then realize your character really should be somewhere else or thinking something else. Or you go to the other character's POV and see what he's doing at the same time. And, CUT! Off you go. Three asterisks and your reader has been beamed like a Star Trek character into the next scene. In most cases, your reader isn't Captain Kirk (unless its fan-fiction) and you don't own one of those transportation devices. Having your reader plopped into a different setting is like Kirk appearing out of nowhere to the superstitious savages. I will occasionally allow a scene break, but you better have 25 reasons to back up why you need it when I ask. I'm just saying.

A scene break pulls the reader up short. It is a stopping point. When you couple it with a POV shift, it can be the kiss of death to the reader - they may not finish the book. How many books have you read where you skipped to the 'good part?' Think about it and you may see a trend. The 'good part' is usually in one POV where you feel what that character is showing. Your purpose is to keep that reader so happy to finish the book that she'll buy your next book.


Brand-name dropping seems to be increasing in the manuscripts I've read lately. I kid you not, I got a manuscript in which the characters had to go buy a part for a car and the author listed 22 stores by name that might carry that part. If your heroine drives a 1969 Buick LeSabre change it to an 'older, gas-guzzling sedan.' Mentioning such things will get the red pen from me. These date your manuscript, they also come under 'fair use' laws. It means you can use certain terms, but it is dictated by the owner of the brand name. Since we don't want to constantly be writing letters to the owners asking permission, we prefer you use generic euphemisms for the cars, toys, tourist traps, and sexy lingerie.


One of the funniest lines I ever read in a manuscript was a hero who allowed "his eyes to run around the room as he looked for a way out." I had this vision of an alien species whose eyeballs popped out, dropped to the floor, sprouted legs and took off running around the room like a spider on speed. Make sure your hero/heroine's body parts can actually do the tasks assigned (real aliens are the exception to this rule).


Different editors have different views on swearing in a story. If there is no shock value and cussing doesn't impact the story in a profound way, it is unnecessary. I prefer no swearing in a Christian Inspirational. Throwing cuss words around as if they're everyday jargon dilutes the power. When you overuse the words, it is a waste of resources. You want every word to count in a good story. If a character swears for lack of anything else to say, it simply fills the silence, not a good trait. Heroes and heroines need to come across as decisive, firm and in control of their speech.


Human beings are not one-dimensional. We laugh, we cry, we share the lives of others for a while (that's a quote from Thomas Carlyle. Go look him up. I don't agree with him on most things but he understood the value of a good book). When we 'get emotional' we are not one feeling, we are a big mass of feelings. That said, sometimes in our intent to show exactly what our heroine/hero is feeling, we think a short, clipped sentence will do the trick. Add a little emotion and everyone gets the point...twice. Sentences like this grate on many editors' nerves.

"Surprised, she jerked back."

How about:

"She jerked back."

The verb tells us something startling happened. Ahhh, mystery. The reader will continue to read because they'll want to know why she jerked back. The 'surprised' part of the first sentence gives away an unnecessary clue that subtly foreshadows what is to come. If a reader knows the 'good part' is coming, they may put the book down to do other tasks, relishing the anticipation of the 'good part' for later. But your job is to make them keep reading a book they can't put down!


And then there's the magic IT. It is not a subject. Sentences with 'it is' or 'it was' instead of a specific noun makes for passive writing.

"It was the man's abrasive tone that got to her."

How about:

Sam's abrasive tone grated on her nerves. (although really, I would do anything Sam Elliott told me to do - I love his abrasive, Scotch-on-the-rocks voice).

Do a find/search of the instances of 'it' and its iterations (ha ha, "it and its iterations!") and work on being more specific.

Once again, thank you White Rose for allowing me to offer these
writing tips on my blog.


  1. Great tips and the eyeballs running around the room is hilarious!!! Love "it" and Sam too.... :O)

  2. I know, isn't that great. When I read it, I thought of all the times I had dangling body parts out there. Yikes, changes to be made.

  3. Okay, now I'm going to hear the "engergize" line every time I see the ***

    The eyes with little teeny feet running is also in my noggin now.

    I'm telling advisory sticker on your post might be nice.

    Learned a lot, Linda, thank you!

  4. Loved these tips! Now to do a search and find for my car models!

  5. I have an easy solution to Brand-Name Dropping... Why not just come up with your own Brand Names? Because I for one think Brand Names add a certain connective quality to the real world than just a "gray sedan." If you do it good enough, you can have the person believing that brand exists. You can keep year stuff out. Also stuff like McDonalds... Will McDonalds ever truly go away?